January 2010
25 posts
December 2009
40 posts
Shane Walks Out of Subway with a Sandwich
Homeless Guy: Hey! Hey man! Help me out? Get a sandwich from in there?
Shane: You can have half of mine.
Homeless Guy: What is it?
Shane: Meatball.
Homeless Guy: Can you just buy me a sub?
Shane: Don't you want some of this one?
Homeless Guy: Nah. No. (waves me on)
Shane: But you're homeless.
Homeless Guy: Fuck you!
Obligatory "lookit what I got" post-Christmas post
Listing what she got for Christmas:
kristinsloan:
… Super warm scarf (in purple, my favorite color) from boyfriend Sam, two Reed Gunther comic books from my roommate Erin (they’re the work of our amazing artist friend Chris Houghton and his brother) …
What was your best gift this holiday?
My best gift this holiday is that someone’s giving out Reed Gunther comics for...
12 Days of ZOMBIE Christmas! →
Some hilarious Christmas-related Zombie Comics!
I Just Got Excited for Avatar →
Wired Magazine has some really cool articles on James Cameron and the technology he developed for Avatar.
There’s a 2nd cool article here.
Infrared cameras are strung across the ceiling to track these reflective markers, capturing the movements of the actors’ bodies. These same cameras register markers on the frame of Cameron’s screen as the director moves it about.
What’s truly...
WatchWhat a great Movie Night on Monday! Tons of great flicks and such a merry crowd! Have a fun Holiday everyone!
Here’s my 2009 MN Christmas Special made with the incredible help of Jeremy, Jennifer, and Cory.
I fulfill E-Commerce orders for the company I work for and send out video game equipment to families across America.
So yeah, I’m pretty much Santa Claus.
mynameisjeremy:
i have my zooey d fever again, and it appears the only prescription is more zooey d.
It’s like my Anna Kendrick thing. I completely understand.
Also, I think it’s actually pronounced:
Joey Zeschanel
It’s science.
I Win.
Jen: hey wasnt it you who said leo (Leonardo DiCaprio) was old and i said he was 34. im pretty sure it was you. im like 100% positive really, that we argued about this.
but i looked it up. he is 35.
SO THERE.
anyways....
Shane: Hmmm. 35 is really freaking old. 34, not so much. Looks like I was right!
I'll take my plaque now.
And you have to do 45 push ups for losing so badly.
Sucka!
No. Please no.
There is a movie. Called…
The 40 Year Old Virgin Who Knocked Up Sarah Marshall and Felt Superbad About It
Really. I was going to post the trailer but it’s too horrible. Here’s a link to youtube.
I just spent way too long watching people puke on live tv via youtube.
Now I feel a little sick.
