December 2009
40 posts
Today, I pressed buttons on my work phone over 1,500 times.
November 2009
25 posts
(Best) Letter of Recommendation?
Katie’s friend at work, Ina, is leaving soon because her internship is up. I thought I could persuade Nintendo to hire her to keep my girlfriend (Katie) happy.
Dear Nintendo, You should hire Ina Memchshm… (I don’t know her last name but you know who I’m talking about). Ina’s pretty cool, or so my girlfriend tells me. I, myself, have never met Ina but talked to...
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Classic!
I finally put my first 16mm short from film school, Beneath the Sink, online!
Here’s part two to the most acclaimed Shane’s living room internet computer show…
2 Guys and A Fish: An Argument Show! Episode 2 moffa fockaa!
Stupid Dumb Ol' Knee
davidgeis:
So six months later… I officially need surgery. Sweet.
I almost clicked the “like” button.
We’ll just have to have movie and beer night at your place. And get you a bag to pee in so you don’t have to climb the stair while drunk AND injured.
Bummer dude.
Things i just spilled my Chia Tea latte on:
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My desk
My computer (thank you plastic case for protecting it)
90% of my pants
My shirt
My jacket
My Purse
My Chair
The online reports i was typing up
The floor
Really youd be surprised how much liquid is in one little cup. It all happened in slow motion…
Monday - 1 Jennifer - 0
Next time, go easy on the Atomic Bomb Sprinkles to minimize messiness. I know they’re...
Ashley Borlik Makes the Best Pumpkin Cookies!
Ashley’s pumpkin cookies are as tasty as my own mother’s, baked straight from the heart of Michigan. Even when LA is being stupid and hot like Summer, Ashley’s cookies make it officially Fall.
P.S. Ashley, I know you told me to give those 2 cookies to Katie, but I kept one for lunch today cause I really liked them…
This time last year I took a picture a day to show my beard growth and made a sweet 30 sec video of my progress.
Happy Novembeard!